Who doesn't like a blow job?

Okay, everyone out there....how can you not like a blow job or even giving a blow job???????

I am amazed and appalled to find that not every one likes cunnilingus!!! What the fuck!

How can you be opposed to it? It is a basic human right!

And yet.....a girl asks her man if he wants a blow job and instead of jumping up and saying YES PLEASE! he claims a headache and heads to bed early! Again WHAT THE FUCK!

Now, I might like to give head, but I'm not going to beg to do it.....so where does all that sexual tension and energy go????

It goes down to the fitness room of the hotel, where said gal runs her way to release!

Pounding on the treadmill, picturing Mr. Lickable going down on me and giving me the best head of my life is what gets a girl through the night....so while he may be unattainable, he certainly has his uses!

And so I sit here in the lobby of my hotel at almost 1am, fucking hot and horny and all I want is to give some guy a blow job and yet......I have a feeling it's going to be a long, lonely, unfulfilled night.....

FUCK ME PLEASE! Or at least step up and let me give you a blow job!